An Ordinary Woman

“She is an ordinary woman. Not so beautiful, nor outstanding. But the smile she has for June. . . makes me think that she is the most beautiful woman.”

joan Unknown Joan was legendary

and Anne was extraordinary

But I am just ordinary

To the world,

I’m not especially pretty

Nor am I particularly witty

Just an inconsequential itty bitty

But in my own world,

I have a daughter named June

I pick her up every afternoon

And she says, “Play, soon?”

And for the rest of the day,

I am perfectly content

Though I don’t have an extra cent

Or any way to pay rent,

Because me and June are just fine

With our fake crowns of twine

And our makeshift costumes to dine

Our love is like being on cloud nine

And we are doing just fine

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Tinder: the Dream App for Beautiful People

Tinder is a dating app that was just released in October of 2012, and yet it already makes 3.5 million matches per day! What? I am a tech-savvy, 21 year-old but I had never heard of this app until yesterday. Of course I still use a duct-taped flip phone so that might be the problem.

Actual picture of my phone (the blue part is the duct tape holding in the battery):

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Make sure your kids see that picture. They need to know how hard our generation had it. No internet, no games, no group texts, no apps, and only 30 second video clips.

This past summer I “accidentally” left it in the middle of Wal-Mart for 45 minutes. When I came back for it, there it was. People all around, yet no one had bothered to steal it. I was a little offended.

originalBack to Tinder though. Notice the picture of the app to the left.

So Tinder takes some basic information from Facebook – likes, interests, hometown and, most importantly, your pictures – and makes you a profile. Then other Tinder users can either “like” or “dislike” you based on your pictures (because no one actually looks at the common interests). If two people “like” each other then Tinder sets up a “chat” between them.

They say Tinder has taken off because:

1) It gets rid of ‘creepers’ because they only show you pictures of other people from within a designated geographic range, and no one can chat you unless you “like” them too.

Techcrunch.com explains this in better detail: “Tinder casts a 50 miles net around its users, taking users within that radius and giving them a rating based on their relevance to you. It displays people in order based on this score, so the person with the highest potential match is at the top. The score is based on shared friends (via Facebook), interests and networks. In turn, the more one uses Tinder, the more data it has on your tastes and preferences, tweaking its score based on those implicit signals it captures from user behavior.”

2) Because it’s easier. You don’t have to fill out countless forms or upload pictures. Tinder does it all for you when you connect to the app via Facebook.

I’ve read some very interesting articles on Tinder – which really just seems too superficial to be real – so I wanted to give you some of the better quotes. But really, you should read some of the articles for yourself too.

TINDER QUOTES

1. ‘Why Tinder Has Us Addicted: The Dating App Gives You Mind-Reading Powers’

“. . . it’s already spawned its own malady: Tinderitis, or the sensation of having a sore thumb from swiping to approve or reject the faces of people offered up as potential date material.”

“Tinder has lured people in by unabashedly offering a place to do all the things we love doing online, but won’t admit to: act shallow, make snap-judgments based on looks, obsess over what people think of us and boost our egos. It’s turned passing judgment into a pastime, and people are thrilled to take part.”

“I think of it as a beauty contest plus messaging.” – an actual quote from a Tinder user

2. ‘Dating App Tinder Catches Fire’

“The way Tinder works is the way people tell us they see the world,” says Chief Executive Officer Sean Rad. “They walk around, they see girls, and they say in their heads, ‘Yes, no, yes, no.’ ” Rad, 27, lives in Los Angeles, where the company is based. He met his girlfriend four months ago, after they both swiped right.”

3. 10 Lessons You Will Learn From Using Tinder for 48 Hours

“With each swipe to the left after a few seconds of picture and interest browsing I could only assume that the same was being done to me. Are we really so shallow that three pictures and a 140 character bio is all we need to know if we would be down with meeting someone in real life? I guess so.”

“I was so disgusted with myself after 48 hours of Tinder that I wouldn’t even look in the mirror for a while. How can I be so judgmental of someone I DON’T EVEN KNOW?! Of course looks are important to an extent, but why was I more concerned with the pictures than the interests? The bio?”

TINDER STATS VIA BUSINESSWEEK.COM and TECHCRUNCH.COM

13 billion swipes since release in October 2012 (Sept 2013)

350 million swipes per day (Nov 2013)

an average Tinder user checks the app 11 times a day for 7 minutes = 77 minutes per day (Sept 2013)

50 marriage proposals (Sept 2013)

My Take:

It’s going to take me a while to process the fact that there are real people using this app and meeting up with people based on such superficial details: looks, favorite movies, favorites bands, favorite sports, etc.

But, for right now, I really wish I had known about this when I wrote Christians & Dating & Mr. Rochester. That post contains all of my pent-up frustrations on dating and this app confirms that those frustrations are not all in my head (because I was legitimately worried about that).

Most people’s selection process for who they date starts with 1) Are they attractive or not?, and then they move into the whole is this person a criminal, is this person nice and caring, do they have a trickle of intelligence, etc.? You know the whole inside thing. That thing that lasts past age 30.

And don’t be so sure that you are not a part of this trend. It’s been going on since the beginning of time (even in Bible times). And it’s not a “bad person” trend. People – nice, caring, genuine people – do it too. They separate all of the potential dates between “good-looking” and “not so good-looking” and then they dive into the “good-looking” pool and look for someone who is nice, caring and genuine too.

This app let’s you do that without even having to waste your time on the “not so good-looking” crowd. Is that what you want? You want to skip over everyone else simply because they weren’t born with “pretty” genes? And do you really want to date someone who is as superficial as you are, considering they are on Tinder too?

No thanks. I want someone to like me for me. Beauty fades, like a lot of marriages ( map of divorce rate in the U.S.) But inner beauty brightens over time, like a lot of other marriages. Your choice.

P.S. I won’t judge you if you use Tinder. I’m actually very interested to hear if anyone has heard of or tried this. Feel free to leave a comment! Thanks!

Dating like Mr. Rochester

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Disclaimer: This post can be for both boys and girls, but I didn’t want to keep saying “him or her” or “boys or girls,” etc. so I decided to put boys in the hot seat. I’m not sorry. 

Also, beauty is just one of the many issues that one can observe in the dating scene. However, my blog deals with appearance so that’s what the majority of my posts focus on. 

“Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn’t catch their eye they won’t bother to read what’s inside.” -Marilyn Monroe

Is this really from Marilyn Monroe? I feel like half the quotes on the internet are attributed to her.

Either way, I like this quote because it calls out people’s superficial dating strategies.

You can see this everywhere, even in the Christian world. A boy starts looking for a girlfriend. He sees a plain-looking girl and is kind to her, but never bothers to pursue her past the friend stage (a.k.a. he looks at the plain cover and decides to just skim the book or not read it at all).

Then he sees a beautiful girl complete with a beautiful face and a perfect body. And, despite only seeing her appearance, he thinks, “I should get to know her better, she could be the one.” And he pursues her way past the small chat stage (a.k.a. he notices the beautiful cover and decides to study that book cover to cover).

I call these people the “fake inner beauty seekers.” Think of a Venn Diagram. You have all the beautiful girls represented by one circle, and all the wise/kind-hearted/humble girls represented by another circle. The place where they overlap in the middle – that’s the girls most men go for. Yes, I actually made a Venn diagram. This is a serious issue people.

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So most Christian guys go for that middle section. Can you blame them? I guess not really. Like I keep saying – we were made to appreciate beautiful things.

However, I find one main issue.

If my very scientific Venn diagram is correct, this means that 75% of the girls in the “Good-hearted” circle are just as good-hearted as the girls in the middle oval, but they’re dating life is a barren wasteland. It’s because all of the men are fishing in that middle oval complaining about how hard it is to find a good catch.

Then one boy wises up, says forget this, and throws his line into the wide open pond behind all of his frustrated comrades and BAM. Literally a pool of kind-hearted, wise, sincere, average-looking to below-average looking women. He’s like, “Wait, is this a set up? Where are all the other fishers?” And then an older, wiser guy who’s already married comes up to him and is like, “Nah, it’s real, but you have to let all the other men figure it out for themselves” and walks away incandescently happy with his faithful wife.

Let’s look at some examples of guys fishing in each of the three categories. 

1) An example of someone who fished exclusively in the left circle (one criteria: beauty)

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This is pretty much every movie ever made. The guy sees a beautiful girl and immediately decides to pursue her. In the movies, this always ends up surprisingly well. They just happen to be soul mates. Mhmm sure.

One that is particularly striking to me is Marius and Cosette. Marius watches Cosette walking in the market for about one minute and then follows her home and professes his undying love for her. Are you serious? Granted I haven’t read the book, so maybe there is more detail in the written account. (Also I love this story!)

As for a Biblical example, I would definitely say Jacob. He is out to look for a wife when he spots Rachel who has “a beautiful figure and a lovely face” (Gen. 29:17), and he decides right then and there that he wants to marry her.

Richard Strauss of Bible.org says, “Jacob was impressed—probably too impressed. We get the idea that he was so fascinated by Rachel’s beauty, and so enchanted by her charm, that he failed to recognize her shortcomings or even to consider the will of God in his relationship with her. . .

We know that a relationship based primarily on physical attraction rests on a shaky foundation. . .  They can make their marriage succeed, but it will take a little extra effort, and they will need to make their relationship grow far beyond the physical magnetism that got it started.”

2) An example of someone who fished in the middle oval (criteria: beautiful and good-hearted)

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I think Mr. Bingley is a good example of a middle oval fisherman. When he first meets Jane he thinks that she is beautiful, and he decides that he wants to get to know her better. So her looks are what first caught his eye – not her personality or character. However, he had the decency to get to know her first and, sure enough, they fall madly in love with each other and are happily married.

So, as you can see, I am in no way saying the middle oval is a bad pond. No, it’s a great pond. I’m just saying that it’s no better than the pond to the right.

(P.S. Shout out to Elizabeth in this picture for staying calm amidst the awkward. I feel her pain – always the third wheel)

A good biblical example is the love story between David and Abigail. At first, David asks Abigail’s foolish husband Nabal for food to revive him and his men. Nabal refuses, and David is upset. However, as soon as Abigail hears this she rushes supplies out to David and apologizes for her husband’s behavior. This may not be your typical submissive wife, but let’s look at the Bible’s description of her:

“The woman was intelligent and beautiful” (1 Sam. 25:3).

Straight to the point. The Talmud actually lists her as one of the “four women of surpassing beauty in the world” so yeah, I’d say David was fishing in that middle pond area. But, like Mr. Bingley and Jane, the story ends well. She was a great catch, as all the ones in the middle are. Again, just don’t show the middle oval favoritism over the rest of the right circle.

3) An example of someone who fished in the right circle (criteria: good-hearted)

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Mr. Rochester of Jane Eyre comes to mind as a right circle fisherman. Jane is very plain-looking but, over time, Mr. Rochester falls deeply in love with Jane for her heart and mind. He enjoys their intellectually stimulating conversations, and he treats her as an equal. Sigh. I really love this story. Look how proud they are of each other!

Okay, now for our Bible example. Oh wait, there isn’t one. At least not that I could find. The only unattractive married person that I could find in the Bible was Leah. And Jacob got tricked into marrying her so I don’t think that really counts.

But want to know who wasn’t blindsided by beauty? God. He saw that Leah was being treated poorly because she wasn’t as pretty as Rachel, and He gave her children.

Furthermore, Isaiah describes Jesus Christ by saying, “He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to Him, nothing in His appearance that we should desire Him” (Isaiah 53:2b)

He was so ordinary looking that none of the disciples mention anything about his outer appearance. Judas Iscariot – who betrayed Jesus – even had to identify him with a kiss.

God is well aware of people’s tendencies to be biased toward beauty, but God is never tempted to do this. Jesus could have come down as a youthful man beautiful in face and form, but he didn’t. Because outer looks mean nothing to God. They don’t affect His perception of us. And they shouldn’t affect our perception of each other.

God is the wisest of all beings, and He only looks at the heart. So shouldn’t we only look at the heart too?

Let’s do a test. How are you approaching the dating scene? I’ll give you two examples that you can compare yourself to (pretty sure I made this whole post just so I could play with the Venn Diagram program).

Example 1: (Marius)

1. Mentally divides Girls/Guys between beautiful-looking and comely-looking.

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2. Looks at the “beautiful” crowd and divides it up between the mean-hearted and the good-hearted.

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3. Looks at the “Beautiful & Good-hearted” girls/guys and divides between “click with” or “don’t click with.”

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4. Finally, picks from the pool of beautiful, good-hearted girls/guys that she/he clicks with.

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Example 2: (Mr. Rochester)

1. Divides the girls/boys between the good-hearted and the mean-hearted.

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2. Picks the good-hearted group and divides it between the girls/boys you click with and the girls/boys you don’t click with.

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3. Voila! Date in the pool of good-hearted girls/boys that you click with.

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. . . And then fall in love with someone for who he or she is, and I promise that he or she will become the most beautiful person that you have ever and will ever meet. Now that’s LOVE with a capital L-O-V-E.

And for any boys, I know you like things short and simple so here it is: don’t go for the girl who catches your eye, go for the girl who catches your heart.

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